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Yehi agar nahi jaanoge to kabhi bhi sambandh ko tika nahi paoge. muj par koi confidence hi nahi hai unhe. Mai : Tuze ye sab kehne me sharam nahi aati, aur wo bhi Uncle ji jaise umra me bade admi ke sath. Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji. Rakhi set for another swayamvar After enough of gossip, drama and blame game, the audience will finally get to see Rakhi Sawant and Elesh Parujanwala talk about their ugly break up in tonight's episode of Pati, Patni aur Woh. Unhe chot aai hai. Problem :-Patni Ke Bure Svbhav ke Karan Talaak Lena Chahta hu - Sir meri shadi abi 2015 novmber me hui thi shadi hone ke baad jis ke sath meri shadi hui wo kewal 3 baar hamare ghar pr sath rahe aai thi isi beech jitani baar bhi wo aai hame uske vyavhar me ek ajib sa parivartan dekha ab Shadi huye 1 saal ho gaya or ladki ab tak kewal 3 baar ghar pr aai hai kewal 7-7 din ke liye or ati hi nahi. ase me jab apki girlfriend or boyfeind or wife or husband apse apna picha chhudnaa chata ho toh apko dhoka dene ki koshis karega. 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Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji. 0 stars based on 35 reviews Rishi Ishu Ishu -- Oh mere busy hubby ji Rishi -- Haan meri busy patni ji Ishu -- Arey. arung hum sabhi ne jaker likhit rup se ladki k aarop ko galat karar diya hai ki kisi ne dahej nahi manga hai aur na hi kisi ne pratadit kiya hai aur na hi koi karega so pati patni ko sath rahne diya jaye aur uske mike walo ka hastchep band ho. Patni: Ab jab kundali mili hai to gun to milenge hi …!! *** Pati ne patni se ek cup chai banana ke lie kaha. Kuchh Log Vastav Me Dhokha Ke Shikar Hote Hai Par, Apani Chalaki dikhane Ke firak Me Rahte Hai. Mere dost ki wife ko mujse sex karne se 1 baby hua hai kya dost ko pata laga jayga kiya wife pati ke dost se karwati hai main apni patni se mukh mathun. Maine ek din ghar se bhag jane ki chitthi likh di aur bhaiya ke saath uski patni ban kar rahne lagi. HUSBAND - haan. 25 se 50 graam ki matra mein ajwain le aur raat bhar ke liye use 1 glass paani mein daal kar chod de. Khud khogi Mai hu tumhara pati. 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Fir Pati se Patni : Aaj mere pass Gari hai, Bangala hai, Paisa hai, Bank Balance hai etc. Par jab kya kare jab apki girlfriend or apka life parner hi apke sath nahi rehna chahta. This Blog Contains Funny Pictures,Wallpapers,Hindi Jokes stories hindi sms and Much More all contains coming from hindi jokes group. Surabhi ne bataya ki maa ki ye haalat world trade haadse ke dauran hui thi. 0 stars based on 35 reviews Rishi Ishu Ishu -- Oh mere busy hubby ji Rishi -- Haan meri busy patni ji Ishu -- Arey. Pati patni me jhagde k bad pati ne kagaz par likha. eh aapke saath hua hai ki nahi lekin haa eh aapka favourite actors ke saath ho chuka hai. Kadambari ne poocha kya baat hai kya hua hai tumhaari maa ko jab bhi tumhaari maa ki baat chidati hai toh tum dukhi ho jaati ho. Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi | Pati Patni jokes Chutkule Pati Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe The Achaanak Patni Ne Pooccha Patni - Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Tak Kyun Nahi Karte ? 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As the momentum is gradually building up for the remake of 'Pati, Patni aur Woh', the stars of the film Bhumi Pednekar, Ananya Panday and Kartik Aaryan are adding more fuel to the fire. Pati Patni, Ya Koi Aur Main chahta hu tumse nazar milana,tum chupana chahti. main hydrabad se houn aur meri bahut badi problem yeh hai ke. ha kisi ek ke marji se sadhi tab ho sekta hai jab woh unke pati/patni se kuch unexcepted jaise ki sexsual haresment/religion issues/mentality problmes etc. Ananya who marked her debut with SOTY 2, recently revealed in an interview that she wants to act in a girls version of Dil Chahta Hai or Zingadi Milegi Dobara with her besties. anita jain w/o late shri devendra jai may 25 2013 respected sir, main hatta,damoh ki rehne wali hu. Apne Pati Ko Apne Upar Mohit Kar sakti Hai. Dil Chahta Hai (Reprise) Pati Patni Aur Woh: 2: Commando 3: 2: Made In China: 9:. iss tarha dosto mai apne bhai ki patni bani. "OH" unke mathe par paseenein ki lakeerein ubhar aai. Bete aap nuksaan kiss nazar se keh rahee hain? Ki kya yeh koi beemari karta hai, so nahin. hath ki rekhaon se jane kaisa milega jivan sathi gyaneshvar vaivahik sukh ke lie vivah parmavashyak hai. Patni: kya? Pati: Shaadi se pahle mere 10 affair the. Jo log against hai INTERCASTE MARRIAGES ke mai unn sabse puchna chahta hu ki kya aap guarantee lete hai ki same caste me shaadi krne ke baad dono pati-patni khush rahenge, koi ni jaanta ki aage kya hoga to at least abhi to wo kro jisse aapko khushi mile. This Blog Contains Funny Pictures,Wallpapers,Hindi Jokes stories hindi sms and Much More all contains coming from hindi jokes group.